she was so not down for the gang bang
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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