You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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