well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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