im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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