I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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