these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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