So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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