Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Life is so much better after having sex.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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