Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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