We won't sleep together?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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