you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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