she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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