I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Drunk is not a location!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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