So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
