just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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