Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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