is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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