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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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