yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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