I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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