Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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