He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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