It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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