my vag is so smooth its legendary
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Are we still banned from the library?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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