im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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