we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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