: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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