apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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