that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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