Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
bring money and cleavage
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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