So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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