Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
