We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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