big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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