I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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