Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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