i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
