I am puke
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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