Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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