my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The adults are the big ones right?
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