I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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