Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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