THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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