he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
