mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
this hospital has no fireball
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
