my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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