i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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