You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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