I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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