I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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